Anyone remember romp.com?

I remember in high school you could play a game where you are this guy Jake and yougo around trying to have sex with girls. The site was extint to knowledge, but someone has revived it. Click on the yellow links to play
http://www.freewebs.com/alex_cortes/
enjoy

Cheviot Hills sports camp

So I know almost everyone has seen the Crank Dat spoofs on the net but I want to know which one everyone thinks is the best

Don't you miss it. Don't you miss it!!!

As you may or may not know Phish and the Heads are both somewhere ranked in my top 10favorite bands of all time. I had the priveledge of seeing Phish 16 times. I went to many of those shows with my friend Alex. He's like a brother to me. Not liek actually brothers but how black people are brothers, which i think is more powerful. So Phish is sick and every halloween for about 4 years straight they would cover an entire classic album on Halloween. The list includes: Loaded by The Velvet Underground, "The White Album" by the Beatles and "Quadraphenia" by the Who.On Halloween in 1996 they covered "Remain in Light" by the Talking Heads. I would give a nut to be there. Not kidding. I found some clips from the show, but not the whole thing, so enjoy what I have.


oh shit this is nasty!!!! (check out Gordon in his prison suit) 8 year olds dude


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A few gems

A blee a blee a blee that's all folks

A trip back to 3rd grade

Enjoy this little TV lineup I put together.
2pm

230pm

300pm (Ted's back)

PSA

330pm

400pm

430

My favorite Sprite commercial

"We made a couple Key trades and we got the Funk"

My favorite Nike Campaign is when they created The fictional team, "The Rayguns." I found some of the commercials, so I hope everyone enjoys. Watch my boy B Diddy destroy the competittion as Bootsy's destroys everyone ever to earn the adjective, funky. It's 1975 they just tryingto keep the funk alive!

I was reluctant about the last one because we all know, Tim Duncan does not have the funk. Keep that funk alive shabobble
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Maybe the best...

I really don't understand why Roxy Music isn't brought up in discussion more? These guys must be the most overlooked group ever. This video is nuts. Eno is wearing feathers and rips the keys like no one's biz. Bryan Ferry is the man. Very Glamtastic. Enjoy

Public Service Announcement part 2

Public service announcement

Bloggin 4 Loggins

Happy Birthday Kenny Loggins!!!
On this glorious day in 1948 one of the greatest Americans of all time was born. Check out three of the biggest contributions to the history of film. Thanks Kenny for all the memories, cheesey lyrics and catchy hooks. You da man K money!!!!
Dangerzone-Top Gun


I'm Alright-Caddyshack


Footloose-Footloose

Other notable less important Birthdays:
Katie Couric, Nicholas Cage, Alfonso Soriano and Doug E Doug
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I know a gay professional wrestler is fiction but....

Here's a few that a very darn close

Val Venis (supposed ex pornstar, you have to do gay porn before you do straight porn)

Shawn Michaels (former member of the Rockers, maybe most dominant tag team ever to wear neon and have two guys with long hair between 1988-1992 that never won a title or did anything very good at all)

Scotty 2 Hotty (no explanation needed)

Rick Rude (HOMO)

Rick "The Model" Martel

The Red Rooster (This rooster loves the cock)

Koko B. Ware (Parents b ware and lock up your children when this pedofile is flapping his wings on your street)

Demolition (Dominated all cummers for years in the wwf)

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

I saved the best for last
Gold dust!!!!

If you love Big Fat Fucks that get no credit, read this

http://theeffrontery.blogspot.com/

Jezebels in Hell

Since my mom's in town I will take a second to share some fem gems from the 90s. These rad women are all buzzworthy
PTA!!

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wrestlemaina 7 was in 91

Boogie Nights

PTA continues his direcorial genius with There Will be Blood, proving once again he is the man. I often refer to his second movie, Boogie Nights, as the best movie ever made and I'm sure most of you also feel the same way. Now I'm sure most of you who have seen the movie over 20 times like myself often ponder: what becomes of Becky "Chocolate Love" Barnett and her husband who is the regional manager at Pep Boys...or what about John Doe, that guy who replaces Dirk Diggler, but come on you can't replace the king. Here's the answer: (not quite sure why PTA left this one out, may be his only flaw to date.)
Tusk!
John C. has been walking hard since 97'
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Wayne's World and Wrestling for our boys over seas

Growing up I was really into movies. When I wasn't watching Hey dude, In Living Color, The Wonder Years or Salute Your Shorts I was either watching wrestling or rewatching one of the Problem Child movies or One of the Home alones or One of the Back to the Futures or one of the Pauly Shore movies or Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I pretty much new all the words a 6 year old could understand in Bohemian Rhapsody due to my Wayne's World addiction. While Wayne, Garth, Phil and the roadies do a greatrendition of the tune I might have to say this is the best Queen cover ever:
William Hung, the kid is hard.
Back to wrestling BECAUSE the only reason I'm doing this blog thing is to get enough attention from Vince so maybe he makes me a writer so I can bring the WWE back to the glory days. Shit is garbage these days. Here's a clip from an event I was at in 1991, now this is real sports entertainment. I mean the event was supposed to be in the coliseum but due to the ties Sgt. Slaughter and Iron Sheik had to Sadaam and the Iraqis at the height of the Gulf war, the event was moved to The Sports Arena, home to the Clippers and SC basketball, need Isay more. Anyways here is the main event from one of the greatest wars ever one in American history. Hogans mission: Win the Title. Hogans message: George let's win fuck these camel jockies in the ass and bring our boys home. Back to the Los Angeles battlefront:

who's ready to see the man hulk up???


Til next time
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My first blog? Is that right?

enter

First I'd to thank Anthony Fein inspiring me to do this. Not too many people will ever read this, but I'd love to share a few things with the people who do happen to read it. 86%-99% of all my posts with have something to do with pro wrestling from 1984-1994 and maybe a few references to the wwf/wcw's breif comeback from 1997-2000. I may throw in some funny stories about my enounters with no other than John"Crazy Robertson" Jermien mainly because outside of Vic and Kev and Alex not too many people know too much about the greatest cult figure in the history of the streets of Beverly Hills. The only way to describe Mr. Jermien (TheCrazyRobertson.com)as a dancer/skater/person/hero/entertainer/all-around great guy is to take page from the man, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "He's the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be." That's my first wrestling reference. I will also talk about shitty people, food, things my friends do when they are fucked up and other goofballs in LA.

My first topic I will ever write about is........

Who is the best wrestling personality on youtube.com? I have two on the top of my list. One is a Iraqi, loud mouth, American-hating man named the Iron sheik. This Video is amazing. He refers to 3 of my top 5 favorite people as his 3 favorite people so I like it. I'm prettty sure GOD, Jesus and Vince MacMahon are all the same human being so...i can't believe when I typed in "you" in my search box "youporn.com" came up before "Youtube.com", actually I kind of expected it.

Here's my next choice for the best wrestling moment on the net. Probably the second best clip and by second it really should be 1a and 1b but since everything is a list these days, let's just say this is two. It features a manger from the late 80s who embodies every bad thing middle American thinks of the Black race. Another man expoloited by Mr. Vince MacMahon to cause the audience to detest people of any color or shade other than the tan shade of the Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan and my favorite, The Red Rooster.

Manager of King Kong Bundy, Rick Rude, "The Natural" Reed, The Big Boss Man and the One Man Gang, Just to name a few, I give you Slick!!!That's it for now, if you have any other videos that can hang with these, please share. T. Hirsh out!