Rudy and Little B

If you like love stories, beastiality and Jungle fever, you will love this. Iknow it's a little early for a Chrismas story, but this is good! Amanda and Bryan, the stars of the piece are up and coming Westside faces so keep your eyes peeled for the two stars in the near future.
P.S. Amanda learned how to speak since shooting the short film.
Check it out:

Santa still beats the shit out of Little B when he is slackin on his toys.
There are more good shorts from the westside at:
TheBryanShow.com

The Oft-Overlooked Roxy Music

In a decade full of talent and growth in every genre of music, it's almost impossible to cover all the bases and hear all that was offered by the musicians of the day. You think rock and Pink floyd comes to mind, Led Zeppelin, the Stones and those are just the Superstars. You keep digging and you can find the talking Heads debut and the brilliance of David Byrne. Punk was huge and was raw and was young. Reggae was starting to creep its way off the island and on to the mainland. Jazz was free flowing and Miles Davis' "On the Corner," (1972) seemed to leave its mark on nearly everyone in the field. Glam was everywhere and its leaders were Knights in Satan's Suits, they had an army, the KISS army. George Clinton and a slew of others were keeping it funky enough, so much so that its sound was often duplicated to give birth to a new genre (rap) for decades to come. Glam went along with the lifestyle of the times. Excess, drugs, power and glamorous possessions were everywhere. Amidst all this, finding time for the little guys was tough. Much is said about the 60's British invasion but few mention the invasion of the 70's, outside of the punk scene. If you keep digging into the earliest of the 1970's album to surface in the UK you may come across an album called "Roxy Music," by none other than Roxy Music.

It's the first of its kind and no one has come close to duplicating this sound, it's like "Sticky Fingers," by the Stones but more raw, more real, nothing held back and at times makes your mind crawl further than the "Can't You Hear me Knockin," Jazz-Rock solo . It's the first of many gems created by Bryan Ferry (singer, Brian Eno (synthesizer, other various noises), Andy Mackay (Horns), Paul Thompson (Drums).
It opens with "Re-Make/Re-Model" and doesn't let up.
You are moving and by moving I mean, damn-that-white-boy-can-dance-moving. The album has moments of relaxation but for the most part it's a rock n' roll roller coaster of emotion and celebration of the night. Throw this album on as a nice surprise for your friends. It's easily a top 20, 70's rock album, so no worries. Everyone will be asking, "Who the Fuck is this?" "Virginia Plain," was the first single released on the album and serves as a great surprise mid-album. "2 H.B.," follows and offers you a chance to gather your thoughts, spark a little something and discuss Eno's magic with your friends. If you like the keys on the Who's "We Won't get Fooled Again," You will love this tune. Hopefully the buzz continues as you enter the spacey adventure entitled simply, "The Bob." This songs a mind bender and is the beginning of the comedown process of the rock masterpiece. The finale is a slow, Doo-Wop influenced, 2 minute diddy called, "Bitter's End." It's rough that this album has to end but like everything else, it just does. This is your cue to go pick up the second album, "For Your pleasure." The sophomore effort is just as good as the first and includes the jam of the jams and is in my top 10 songs of the 70's, "Editions of you."
Hope all of you check these dudes out. Give them a chance, it will be worth your time, trust me.

Johnny Guns!!!

Ok, I have a friend Johnny Guns, I searched him on youtube.com looking for some acting spots. I came across another Johnny Guns, wow this guy is serious. If you need help picking up chicks in Vegas check him out. What a cool guy. I want to have a Johnny guns themed Bar-Mitzvah after viewing this. Vern I think I found a new hero for you buddy.




Stay hard, T Hirsh

I love wrestling, I love Michael jackson & I love black people

If I could be like Mike

Not many can be like Mike...
Kobe is pretty close and Vic is on his way, at least in the hair department.
Sorry Vic, Not Gay, Dave might be though..

check out this cool guy blog

http://checkyohead.blogspot.com/
westside

woah!

Best song ever!

Find this broad and sign me up

You think the bass is taking away from the vocal?

The basketball thing got me thinking....
Hmmm....
Whats the best song ever in a movie. I mean in the movie, performed in the movie?
I thought of a few.

I tried to find the good song from slackers but I gave up, this song is pretty underated.

side note: Jason Shwartzman performing the I was trying to find but couldn't. This blooper is good enough..

I vote Dirk. Go Dirk
I'll keep rockin and Rollin if he does...

Well I'm the T Theodore

In addition to Kobe Bean Bryant being the greatest basketball player in the NBA and the leader of the 2007-2008 World Championship Laker team, Kobe has released a new rap song. http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/ Thanks cocaine blunts for releasing this, it really means a lot.
But... who is the best rapper in the nba?


Shaq intro featuring Jelani McCoy and Brian Shaw

At this point I hate Shaq but I vote him.
By far the best rap by basketball players is the one in Wild Style
Fantastic vs. Cold Crush

Cuz I'm The T...Theodore

Anyone remember romp.com?

I remember in high school you could play a game where you are this guy Jake and yougo around trying to have sex with girls. The site was extint to knowledge, but someone has revived it. Click on the yellow links to play
http://www.freewebs.com/alex_cortes/
enjoy

Cheviot Hills sports camp

So I know almost everyone has seen the Crank Dat spoofs on the net but I want to know which one everyone thinks is the best

Don't you miss it. Don't you miss it!!!

As you may or may not know Phish and the Heads are both somewhere ranked in my top 10favorite bands of all time. I had the priveledge of seeing Phish 16 times. I went to many of those shows with my friend Alex. He's like a brother to me. Not liek actually brothers but how black people are brothers, which i think is more powerful. So Phish is sick and every halloween for about 4 years straight they would cover an entire classic album on Halloween. The list includes: Loaded by The Velvet Underground, "The White Album" by the Beatles and "Quadraphenia" by the Who.On Halloween in 1996 they covered "Remain in Light" by the Talking Heads. I would give a nut to be there. Not kidding. I found some clips from the show, but not the whole thing, so enjoy what I have.


oh shit this is nasty!!!! (check out Gordon in his prison suit) 8 year olds dude


T Hirsh Out!!!!

A few gems

A blee a blee a blee that's all folks

A trip back to 3rd grade

Enjoy this little TV lineup I put together.
2pm

230pm

300pm (Ted's back)

PSA

330pm

400pm

430

My favorite Sprite commercial

"We made a couple Key trades and we got the Funk"

My favorite Nike Campaign is when they created The fictional team, "The Rayguns." I found some of the commercials, so I hope everyone enjoys. Watch my boy B Diddy destroy the competittion as Bootsy's destroys everyone ever to earn the adjective, funky. It's 1975 they just tryingto keep the funk alive!

I was reluctant about the last one because we all know, Tim Duncan does not have the funk. Keep that funk alive shabobble
T Hirsh Out!

Maybe the best...

I really don't understand why Roxy Music isn't brought up in discussion more? These guys must be the most overlooked group ever. This video is nuts. Eno is wearing feathers and rips the keys like no one's biz. Bryan Ferry is the man. Very Glamtastic. Enjoy

Public Service Announcement part 2

Public service announcement

Bloggin 4 Loggins

Happy Birthday Kenny Loggins!!!
On this glorious day in 1948 one of the greatest Americans of all time was born. Check out three of the biggest contributions to the history of film. Thanks Kenny for all the memories, cheesey lyrics and catchy hooks. You da man K money!!!!
Dangerzone-Top Gun


I'm Alright-Caddyshack


Footloose-Footloose

Other notable less important Birthdays:
Katie Couric, Nicholas Cage, Alfonso Soriano and Doug E Doug
T Hirsh Out!

I know a gay professional wrestler is fiction but....

Here's a few that a very darn close

Val Venis (supposed ex pornstar, you have to do gay porn before you do straight porn)

Shawn Michaels (former member of the Rockers, maybe most dominant tag team ever to wear neon and have two guys with long hair between 1988-1992 that never won a title or did anything very good at all)

Scotty 2 Hotty (no explanation needed)

Rick Rude (HOMO)

Rick "The Model" Martel

The Red Rooster (This rooster loves the cock)

Koko B. Ware (Parents b ware and lock up your children when this pedofile is flapping his wings on your street)

Demolition (Dominated all cummers for years in the wwf)

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

I saved the best for last
Gold dust!!!!

If you love Big Fat Fucks that get no credit, read this

http://theeffrontery.blogspot.com/

Jezebels in Hell

Since my mom's in town I will take a second to share some fem gems from the 90s. These rad women are all buzzworthy
PTA!!

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wrestlemaina 7 was in 91

Boogie Nights

PTA continues his direcorial genius with There Will be Blood, proving once again he is the man. I often refer to his second movie, Boogie Nights, as the best movie ever made and I'm sure most of you also feel the same way. Now I'm sure most of you who have seen the movie over 20 times like myself often ponder: what becomes of Becky "Chocolate Love" Barnett and her husband who is the regional manager at Pep Boys...or what about John Doe, that guy who replaces Dirk Diggler, but come on you can't replace the king. Here's the answer: (not quite sure why PTA left this one out, may be his only flaw to date.)
Tusk!
John C. has been walking hard since 97'
T. Hirsh out!

Wayne's World and Wrestling for our boys over seas

Growing up I was really into movies. When I wasn't watching Hey dude, In Living Color, The Wonder Years or Salute Your Shorts I was either watching wrestling or rewatching one of the Problem Child movies or One of the Home alones or One of the Back to the Futures or one of the Pauly Shore movies or Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I pretty much new all the words a 6 year old could understand in Bohemian Rhapsody due to my Wayne's World addiction. While Wayne, Garth, Phil and the roadies do a greatrendition of the tune I might have to say this is the best Queen cover ever:
William Hung, the kid is hard.
Back to wrestling BECAUSE the only reason I'm doing this blog thing is to get enough attention from Vince so maybe he makes me a writer so I can bring the WWE back to the glory days. Shit is garbage these days. Here's a clip from an event I was at in 1991, now this is real sports entertainment. I mean the event was supposed to be in the coliseum but due to the ties Sgt. Slaughter and Iron Sheik had to Sadaam and the Iraqis at the height of the Gulf war, the event was moved to The Sports Arena, home to the Clippers and SC basketball, need Isay more. Anyways here is the main event from one of the greatest wars ever one in American history. Hogans mission: Win the Title. Hogans message: George let's win fuck these camel jockies in the ass and bring our boys home. Back to the Los Angeles battlefront:

who's ready to see the man hulk up???


Til next time
T. Hirsh out!

My first blog? Is that right?

enter

First I'd to thank Anthony Fein inspiring me to do this. Not too many people will ever read this, but I'd love to share a few things with the people who do happen to read it. 86%-99% of all my posts with have something to do with pro wrestling from 1984-1994 and maybe a few references to the wwf/wcw's breif comeback from 1997-2000. I may throw in some funny stories about my enounters with no other than John"Crazy Robertson" Jermien mainly because outside of Vic and Kev and Alex not too many people know too much about the greatest cult figure in the history of the streets of Beverly Hills. The only way to describe Mr. Jermien (TheCrazyRobertson.com)as a dancer/skater/person/hero/entertainer/all-around great guy is to take page from the man, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "He's the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be." That's my first wrestling reference. I will also talk about shitty people, food, things my friends do when they are fucked up and other goofballs in LA.

My first topic I will ever write about is........

Who is the best wrestling personality on youtube.com? I have two on the top of my list. One is a Iraqi, loud mouth, American-hating man named the Iron sheik. This Video is amazing. He refers to 3 of my top 5 favorite people as his 3 favorite people so I like it. I'm prettty sure GOD, Jesus and Vince MacMahon are all the same human being so...i can't believe when I typed in "you" in my search box "youporn.com" came up before "Youtube.com", actually I kind of expected it.

Here's my next choice for the best wrestling moment on the net. Probably the second best clip and by second it really should be 1a and 1b but since everything is a list these days, let's just say this is two. It features a manger from the late 80s who embodies every bad thing middle American thinks of the Black race. Another man expoloited by Mr. Vince MacMahon to cause the audience to detest people of any color or shade other than the tan shade of the Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan and my favorite, The Red Rooster.

Manager of King Kong Bundy, Rick Rude, "The Natural" Reed, The Big Boss Man and the One Man Gang, Just to name a few, I give you Slick!!!That's it for now, if you have any other videos that can hang with these, please share. T. Hirsh out!